Chorus:
Can someone please help me?
From sea to shinning sea,
Does anyone hear my plea?
Or will an alien I forever be?
One American said to another American,
Look at that ailing alien!
Better not let him in!
Oh, my, my... where to begin?
One Iraqi said to another Iraqi,
Why are we ailing from the alien?
Is this a war that we can win,
For that is something I do not see.
One Martian said to the other Martians,
Look at those ailing aliens!
Planet Earth... all full of has beens,
Would you look at those ailing aliens!